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Windows 98 Dan Carrington Thu, 02 Jul 1998 12:11:04 -0700

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Here is the secret programing file that actually makes Windows 98 run.
You may modify and use this code as you like to make your computer run
differently.

Ciao



/*    Windows '98 source code. */

/*
   TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)
   Code Project: Chicago(tm)
   Projected release-date: Summer 1994
*/

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billwaste.h"

#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
{
    while(!CRASHED)
    {
        display_copyright_message();
        display_bill_rules_message();
        do_nothing_loop();

        if (first_time_installation)
        {
            make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
            do_nothing_loop();
            totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
            search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
            hang_system();
        }

        write_something(anything);
        display_copyright_message();
        do_nothing_loop();
        do_some_stuff();
        if (still_not_crashed)
        {
            display_copyright_message();
            do_nothing_loop();
            basically_run_windows_3.1();
            do_nothing_loop();
            do_nothing_loop();
        }
    }

    if (detect_cache())
        disable_cache();

    if (detect_internet_access())
    {
        set_netscape_search(on):
        set_blink_hddled(random):
        if (detect_netscape())
        {
            set_destroy_netscape(on));
            do_nothing_loop();
            set_do_not_allow_netscape(true);
            hang_machine();
        }
    }

    if (fast_cpu())
    {
        set_wait_states(lots);
        set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
        set_mouse(action, jumpy);
        set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
    }

    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
    printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

    if (system_ok())
         crash(to_dos_prompt);
    else
        system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

    while(something)
    {
        sleep(5);
        get_user_input();
        sleep(5);
        act_on_user_input();
        sleep(5);
    }

    create_general_protection_fault();
}

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